💵 Essential Resources
Currency Conversion
The Danish Krone (DKK) is no longer legal tender in Greenland. All transactions must now be conducted in United States Dollars (USD). Convert your savings today!
*Exchange rate: 1 USD = 6.89 DKK. Government conversion fee: 8.5%. Rates updated hourly. Banks open Mon-Fri 9AM-3PM only.
- Conversion deadline: December 31, 2026
- Unconverted DKK will be considered void
- Maximum single conversion: $10,000 (reporting required)
- Tip: Americans love their $1 bills. Get used to carrying cash!
English (American) Proficiency
English proficiency is now mandatory for all government services, employment, and official business. Greenlandic (Kalaallisut) and Danish are beautiful languages—for home use only!
Quick American Phrases:
- Free English classes at all community centers
- Required for: Driver's license, voting, employment
- Accent reduction therapy available ($150/session)
- Children must pass English exam to graduate
Health Insurance Marketplace
Say goodbye to "free" Danish healthcare! In America, you have the freedom to choose your own insurance plan. The government won't tell you which doctor to see—your insurance company will!
Available Plans:
- Bronze Arctic Plan: $450/month, $8,000 deductible
Perfect for those who never get sick! - Silver Glacier Plan: $750/month, $5,000 deductible
Most popular! Covers some things. - Gold Northern Lights Plan: $1,200/month, $2,000 deductible
Almost like Danish healthcare, but expensive! - Platinum Eagle Plan: $2,500/month, $500 deductible
For executives and freedom lovers.
*Dental and vision not included. Pre-existing conditions covered (after 12-month waiting period). Polar bear attacks classified as "Act of God" - not covered.
Shop PlansSecond Amendment Rights
Welcome to America, where gun ownership is a constitutional right! Unlike Denmark, you no longer need a "good reason" to own firearms. The reason is FREEDOM!
Recommended for Arctic Living:
Handgun
Personal protection. Open carry permitted.
Hunting Rifle
For caribou, musk ox, and traditional hunts.
Bear Defense Shotgun
Essential for polar bear country!
AR-15 "Freedom Rifle"
America's favorite! Great for ice fishing.
- No waiting period in Greenland!
- Background checks: 10 minutes or less
- Concealed carry permits: $50
- Free NRA membership with first purchase
Your Guide to American Voting
Voting is your sacred duty as an American! To help you make informed choices, we've prepared this objective, unbiased comparison of America's two major parties:
🐘 Republicans
- ✓ Made Greenland American!
- ✓ Low taxes (eventually)
- ✓ Strong military presence
- ✓ Pro-business & mining
- ✓ Traditional values
- ✓ Freedom & liberty!
🫏 Democrats
- ✗ Would give Greenland back
- ✗ Higher taxes always
- ✗ Weak on defense
- ✗ Too many regulations
- ✗ Super duper gay
- ✗ Socialism!
Remember: The right choice is the RIGHT choice! 🇺🇸
Register to Vote (R)Approved Media Channels
Stay informed with trusted American news sources! As a new citizen, it's important to consume balanced, patriotic media that represents true American values.
Media Guide:
- Danish Broadcasting (DR) no longer available
- Greenlandic KNR transitioning to English-only
- Facebook & Twitter now moderated for "accuracy"
- TikTok banned (for your safety)
📏 American Measurements
Forget the Metric System!
America doesn't use the metric system—and neither do you anymore! Here's your conversion guide to freedom units:
| Danish/Metric (Old) | American (New) | Example |
|---|---|---|
| Kilometers | Miles (÷ 1.6) | 100 km = 62 miles |
| Celsius | Fahrenheit (×1.8+32) | -20°C = -4°F |
| Kilograms | Pounds (× 2.2) | 70 kg = 154 lbs |
| Liters | Gallons (÷ 3.78) | 10 L = 2.6 gallons |
| Meters | Feet (× 3.28) | 2 m = 6.5 feet |
| Centimeters | Inches (÷ 2.54) | 30 cm = 12 inches |
| 24-hour time | 12-hour (AM/PM) | 15:00 = 3:00 PM |
| DD/MM/YYYY | MM/DD/YYYY | 25/12/2026 = 12/25/2026 |
Pro tip: Your car's speedometer now reads in miles per hour. The speed limit is posted in miles. Do not confuse these. Speeding tickets start at $250.
Ready to Embrace the American Dream?
Visit your local Citizenship Transition Center for personalized assistance, free American flag, and a complimentary copy of the Constitution!
Find a Center Near You